M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

choreograph:

 

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

unsmokable:

being heartless is more fun than being nice tbh